Ask.

I LOVE YOU ALL!

(Source: alyssa182)

  • friend:ever wondered what the person you're going to marry is doing at this very moment?
  • me:they're on tour
  • mycroft-lestrade:

    victoryjobs:

    OMG CRYING WHAT EVEN

    I LOVE THE PERSON WHO DID THIS

    (Source: scaly-panties, via velociraptorz-deactivated201203)

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    (Source: danyy-a)

  • band member:hi how are you?
  • me:hey so we finally meet i've been waiting for this moment forever and ever do you feel the love in the air? because i do we're totally meant to be i knew it from the first time i laid my eyes on you i was thinking for our wedding we go to paris and get married when the sun is setting we should have five beautiful children don't worry i already have their names picked out lol and when we send them off to college we can buy ourselves a nice beach house and we can grow old together and own a couple of bunnies because i know you're allergic to cats and you're afraid of dogs and we can sit on rocking chairs and drink lemonade together.
  • band member:what?
  • me:i said can you sign my cd please.
  • band member:no i think you said-
  • me:cd.
  • band member:but-
  • me:please.
  • (Source: skankpolice, via papa-bigdick)